A LMAO Joke!
A woman became very distressed because she had not been married very long and yet her husband had lost interest in sex.So, she went to her doctor and explained the problem. The doctor told her that it...
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For our Canadian friends:Fast Thinker A man walked into the produce section of his local supermarket, and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy working in that department told him that they...
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This thread has been dormant for exactly ONE YEAR and I've been waiting weeks to be able to say that (and if that's not joke enough, here goes):A police officer stops a local for speeding, and asks...
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The GenieA woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a Genie. The amazed woman asked if she actually got three wishes. The Genie said, "Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth. I'm a one-wish...
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As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees $10 and a note in its mouth reading: "10 lamb chops, please."Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of chops in the dog's mouth, and quickly closes...
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The CruiseA guy went to his travel agent and tried to book a two-week cruise for himself and his lady friend. The travel agent said that all the ships were booked up and reservations were very tight...
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Sunday Morning SexUpon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her.When she asked how...
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The Potato StoryGirl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they called 'Yam.' Of course, they wanted the best for her. When...
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A man in Topeka, Kansas decided to write a book about churches aroundthe country. He started by flying to San Francisco and began workingeast from there. Going to a very large church, he began...
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A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye. It reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES He thinks it was a figment of...
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The PopeAfter getting all of the Pope's luggage loaded into thelimo, and he doesn't travel light, the driver notices that thePope is still standing on the curb."Excuse me, Your Holiness," says the...
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Militant FeministaMike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a little fireside chat..... He says, "Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon...
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Little Zachary was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything... tutors, mentors, flash cards, special learning centers. In short, everything they could think of to help his...
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INEXPERIENCED CHILI JUDGENotes From An Inexperienced Chili Tester Named FRANK, who was visitingTexas from Ottawa: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as ajudge at a chili cook-off. The original...
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The little boy asks his father, "Daddy, how was I born? Dad responds, "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Well, you see, your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on...
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The Hillbilly MirrorAfter living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in...
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The Husband Store and The Wife StoreThe Husband StoreA store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance...
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Church ProblemAn elderly couple was attending church services. About halfway through she leans over and says, " I just let a silent fart. What do you think I should do?"He replies, " Put a new battery...
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Tickle Me ElmoThere is a factory in Northern Minnesota that makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arm. So, Lena was hired at the factory and she reported for her...
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